Going In Public

First day of the new lunar year and what do I see at my void deck? Some middle age pisser urinating at one of those corner pillars of my deck. I wished I had my camera with me so I could snap him in his pissing glory for the world to see. But then again, I wouldn't want to post that sort of photos at the beginning of the New Year. I need all the luck I can get without it eluding me at the sight of some inauspicious picture.

This is the 5th time I saw grown men ‘letting loose’ in public...and in everyone vision of sight! Maybe they have kidney or other health related problems. It seems NKF still need to improve on their effort. Used to be small brats who can't hold it in and without any basic courtesy and regards for anyone who would urinate in the lift and in public. Now I am not so sure. The trend seems to be heading in the opposite direction. Those brats must have grown up fast!

These are signs of things to come.

Just To Pass Time

Here are a couple of quizzes I took to help me pass time on a boring first day of Chinese New Year. I never quite fancy the whole Chinese New Year celebration stuff. Too much trouble. The food was good. Other than that...well, I rather just treat it like another ordinary holiday and take the opportunity to rest at home.

How You Life Your Life

You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside. You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations. Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot! You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.

How Do You Live Your Life?

You're the Trans-Siberian Railway!

When you were younger, most people only hung out with you to
serve a punishment they'd received. You're a fair bit more popular now than
in those old days, but it's still a stretch for many to try to get close to
you. You're just an extremely cold person, and you tend to venture off for
long periods of time. You have a seaside home you once kept secret, but now
you're willing to share with others. If you were a doctor, you would be Dr.
Zhivago.


Take the Trains and Railroads Quiz
at RMI Miniature Railroads.

No Luck

Like any other normal Singaporean, I purchase 4D and Toto regularly. I do strike some prizes now and then but never the “BIG MONEY” as I do not buy more than $5 for a set of numbers. Certainly not like the person in the papers a few weeks back who strike $14 MILLION in 4D. $14 MILLION...imagine that! How much would you have to purchase to win that much in 4D? You have to buy $1000 big and $4000 small! Would you bet so much on just ONE set of number? Common sense would be to acquire as many number combinations as you can to widen the chance of winning. This proves luck is really an important aspect in life. In this case, betting on the right numbers at the right time with the right amount and you would be set for life without any worries.



I have stopped betting on 4D and Toto for a while now. You know how it is, when you invest in a particular number, it will almost never open. When you stop buying, the number will come out on the day you stop. So overall, it somewhat just even out for me.

A few days back, I had a ‘feeling’ when I saw a couple of random numbers. Therefore, I copied it down. Later that day I went to see the doctor due to a case of stomach flu and again had the ‘feeling’ when I looked at the receipt number. In the evening, when I sat down at the coffee shop for dinner, there is a small sticker on the chair I am sitting on with four numbers printed on it. I scrawl it down again. On Wednesday, the day of the draw, my bike is having some problems and so off to the repair shop. I noticed a set of numbers on the back wall of the workshop and thought to myself: “I gotta stop with all this number shit.”. Nevertheless, I scribbled down the numbers as well.



All in all there were a total of 6 set of numbers which I would have bet on if this occurrences happened a few months back but I have since restrained myself from betting cos I wouldn't want to end up like a gambling addict in Jack Neo's movie [Money Not Enough]. Only in movies are the characters able to strike big time in 4D, I thought to myself, not in real life.

Well wouldn't you know it. The numbers I wrote down came out in the Wednesday draw. ALL BLOODY SIX SET OF THEM!! What are the odds of THAT happening??!! I may not have won $14 million if I betted on the whole lot but I am sure the papers would be interested in interviewing me on my incredible luck. WASTED MAN! Otherwise, it would be a REALLY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ME! What more can I say? I just hope this coming year of the dog brings me better luck...and let me know somehow in advance...please.

What Tickles The World Today

In this ever-advancing technology era we are living in, there is lesser need for humans contact to get things done. This resulted in more and more people with isolation complex. Just like the wide acceptance and usage of the dildo, apparently these dolls are very popular in Japan and Europe. However, they do not come cheap. Their features are getting more and more frighteningly realistic. I have nightmares just looking at them. The images of Chucky are still in my mind.

How could anyone sleep with those things?! Actually, I'm more concerned with the fact that people "do it" with it!!

Find out more by clicking HERE.

Are You Back Yet?

The missy been gone for two weeks now. Went overseas for work. Initially I was quite excited at the idea of being “alone” for a couple of weeks. OF COURSE, naturally I was sad and reluctant to see my sweetheart off in the airport as I watch her entered the departure gate and disappeared behind the verification booth.

However, being a guy, we start to think of all the crazy things we are able to do when our other half isn't around. Like meeting up with long time friends that we haven't been in contact with; Getting drunk and wasted without anyone nagging our ears off; Lazing at home the whole day without having to go SHOPPING with our other half; Relaxing our mind without having to burn our brains off at being tasked and expected to conjure up with what to do on weekends; Save money without having to spent on junk food, movie tickets, useless “cute” items (When we do spent on you ladies, we do it WILLINGLY OF COURSE!) ...etc...etc...etc. Basically just reliving our useless unproductive lifestyle when we were singles before our missy came along to straighten us out!
Ah...the freedom of being an insensitive pig again.

But the funny thing is, I started missing my baby barely two hours after she left...TERRIBLY. I am hopeless! What is going on here? I have become a total convert! I missed her complaining, her irrational behaviors (All girls behave irrationally), her “I don't care...I want this, I want that”, her “My way or else...” attitude, her smile, her laughter, her voice.
Gosh!! I actually missed her nagging!!

Haiz...it's a sign of age. I guess this is how she must have felt during all my overseas deployment. (I seriously hope so!) She has become a part of me that I cannot do without now. How I managed to survived the past two weeks is a wonder. Thank god, my baby is coming home this weekend. My hectic routines will resume when she is back but well...it is a task I would gladly uphold. It takes a REAL MAN (Trying hard to convince myself here) to cater to the needs of their sweetheart and take it all in our strides.

HURRY HOME MY LOVE!!

Toilet Talk

We frequent the toilet everyday. (Obviously) It is part of our daily routine. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Well, when we are done with whatever we're doing and proceed to flush the “discard” down the tube, sometimes it backfires. As the velocity of the flushing system increases and the cleansing water swirls and crash together like a tsunami washing away our filth, some droplets of maybe even splashes of water spilled out of the toilet bowl and landed on us.

I'm not sure about you people but that freaks me out man! Imagining tiny bits of our shit or piss and whatever it contains touching our body. Hell, if I could I would take a shower straight away just to cleanse myself. But what happens if it occurs in a public loo like in a shopping center or coffees shop rest room? I just pray they have clean soap in there.

Book Quiz

You're Adventures of Huckleberry Finn!

by Mark Twain

With an affinity for floating down the river, you see things in black
and white. The world is strange and new to you and the more you learn about it, the less
it makes sense. You probably speak with an accent and others have a hard time
understanding you and an even harder time taking you seriously. Nevertheless, your
adventurous spirit is admirable. You really like straw hats.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

How We Behave : Men

A couple of days back, I was in Alexander hospital for my medical appointment and I was hit by the sudden urges ‘to go’. So there I was in one of the hospital's fancy theme toilet, which is a lot similar to the ones in Singapore Zoo, just about to release myself of the tension at one of the five urinals when a plump short guy dressed in shirt and pants came in. He's wearing an ID tag so I assume that he is one of the doctors there or someone working in the hospital.

If there is one thing about us men that I do not understand is that, why do MOST guys have to take a peek at the person's ‘unloading rod’ beside you?! Normally, there is the subtle glance movement to the left and right. Then there is the circular motional peek whereby you focus on your ‘stuff’ at the start and go one round across your left and right, checking out other people's ‘stuff’ , stare at the ceiling for a while and come back down in the other direction before stopping at your initial starting point. By then, you would have finish unloading your piss, ready to zip up, flick it a bit and leave or whatever some guys do when they are done.

I myself never bother with other guy's manhood or steal a glance and would just focus on urinating. I mean, that's why I am in the toilet in the first place! I feel confident about my package and actually am quite proud of it. I do not feel the need to compare it with other dicks (Pardon the crudeness) just to reassure myself.

HOWEVER, that short wanker beside me does!! He didn't execute any ridiculous and excessive actions just to take a peek. He was practically staring and after a while ogling at my stuff! Hello, I know I have a great baggage but do you have to tilt your head forward just to have a better view...in front of me while I am urinating!! Moreover, there are only two of us inside with three unused urinals and four empty cubicles. Do you really have to squeeze up next to me?! This guy is seriously in need of a lesson in toilet etiquettes. Does he get a high from watching people urinating? I know a few homosexual friends and they wouldn't even do that, you pervert!!

I was quite enraged by this behavior and intuitively finish up in double time and got the hell out of there. I knew a couple of guys back in my BMT days that could piss in the direction where everyone is looking (For kicks!) and a few that would shit with the door open while chit chatting with those outside or taking a shower. Those are parts and parcels of life when you are in BMT training. We are now out of camp, out of the wilderness, out of Mandai and Tekong insects infested forest, out of our uniforms. We are in a bloody hospital for crying out loud with nicely decorated and clean dry toilets for everyone to enjoy. There are nice paintings on the walls for you to focus on while urinating. A peek or two is fine. Hey, you can even stare at it for a few SECONDS if you want. I know I have great looking manhood. Go ahead and be jealous. That would really boost my egos. (Guys will be guys) Just stop making me think you're conjuring up some disgusting fantasy in that twisted mind of yours that involved my penis.

As I washed up and left the toilet, I could have swore I saw saliva droplets on the floor area directly below the queer's mouth. Or is it...??

Related Category : How We Behave : Women

Unselfish Act

Just thought of something in particular. Is there such a thing as an unselfish act? Seriously, I ponder about this question when watching Joey from the sitcom [Friends] in one of their episode, whereby Phoebe is trying to prove to Joey that acts of unselfishness exist. But does it??! Take donations for example, when people make a contribution to the less fortunate such as community chest, children society, religious funds raising and the now infamous NKF, what were you thinking at that moment? That you should probably help them out since you are more fortunate and that, you are really a good person inside? Therefore, you are doing a “wonderful” thing and want nothing in return. It is the right thing to do. However, it makes you feel good doesn't it? Pleased that you have done a good deed by helping out and that surely must make you a "good" person. Nevertheless, the truth is, you are donating to feel good bout yourself inside.

A couple of examples:

1.You help an old woman cross the road. You feel good cos that shows you are really a caring and helpful citizen of the community. Hence, you sort of were rewarded in terms of emotional sensation.

2.You gave up your seat on the bus/mrt for a pregnant or elderly person. What a very considerate person you must be. (Bet the praises and approving nods from other passengers gives you the highs. Once again you 'received' something.)

We may argue all you want but that is the truth. Would people have donated if it makes them feel like shit? If I were to ask any of you to contribute to my beer and cigarettes funds, I bet you will ask me to fly kite. But hey, I Feel good. So why can't you hand over your dough so that I could enjoy? Cos you do not get anything in return that's why! You do not get any satisfaction from knowing I am enjoying myself.

Same Old, Same Old

Was in a moving crowd in Queenstown Shopping Centre the other day and some people were pushing others aside so they could get through. One particular woman behind me even went to the extend of saying: “Excuse me do you mind?!” with the 'stare' intact. Hello...you think I block your passage on purpose is it?! Can't you see the crowd in front and I am also a victim of the human sandwich?

One young lady girl went as far as to push me aside with her hands just so she could order a cup of bubble tea. No eye contact, no “excuse me”, no nothing.

What did I do? I snapped at both of them and make a scene in public lecturing about basic courtesy and manners. Strangely enough, everyone started making way for me to pass after that. My honey bum cupcake was of course oblivious to the whole scenarios cos she is very focus on getting a new pair of track shoes and can't be bothered to know what's happening around her. (That includes me. Maybe if I faint behind her she won't know it until 10 minutes later when she realized my grumpy complaining stops. Ha-ha)

This afternoon a car owner was parking headfirst and bangs his license plate cos he parked too near. I signaled to him to reverse and he gave me the 'look' as if I am too busybody and doubted his parking skills. No thanks, no gesture, no nothing again. Of course I didn't informed him that his license plate have been dented in half after that cos his head and pride is too suck up in the air to notice what's down below.

Gosh! I can't stand rude and arrogant people! What a way to start the New Year. Guess this year going to be the same as the last. Maybe it is time to resurrect the courtesy lion!